All measurements are in centimetres, taken with the garment laid flat. Allow a tolerance of ±2 cm. Not sure between two sizes? Our fleece is a relaxed unisex fit, so size down for a closer fit or up for an oversized look.
To measure your head, wrap a tape measure around your head just above the ears and eyebrows, where the cap will sit.
Need help?
WhatsApp us on +971 56 903 2028 with your usual size and we will recommend the best fit before you order.
Machine-embroidered & hand-finished in Dubai
Made to order — ships in 1-3 days
It asked to be taken seriously. We stitched it on a premium hoodie anyway.
A burger with an expression that has seen things — angry buns, wild-eyed sesame seeds, and a general air of chaotic fast-food energy in vivid colour on 320gsm premium fleece. Completely absurd. Technically flawless. Worn exclusively by people with excellent taste and a functioning sense of humour.
Precision meets craft. Machine precision embroidery with fine facial expression and condiment detail, hand finished in Dubai for a midnight snack rendered with the care usually reserved for art.
Perfect for: internet culture, quirky gifting, anyone who refuses to be boring
Machine wash cold, inside out. Do not bleach. Do not tumble dry the embroidery — lay flat or hang to dry. Iron on reverse only; never iron directly on the stitching.